December 6th, 2011
Simon B.: “Hey Dew! Got the new comic page ready for today?”
Dew: “Oof… I’m sorry. I didn’t finish it in time.”
Simon B.: “You didn’t?! What happened? Is everything okay?”
Dew: “Well… I’ve been trying to tone myself up a bit, and my brother suggested doing arm curls.”
Simon B.: “Yuh huh.”
Dew: “Now my arms are so soring that I just couldn’t finish the page! I’m sorry!”
Simon B.: “Oh man! I’m sorry your arms hurt so much. Think you’ll feel better soon?”
Dew: “I think so. I’m hoping they’ll feel better soon enough so I can get the page finished for this Friday or Saturday.”
Simon B.: “Okay, but we need to give our readers something special to make up for it so we don’t lose them. Maybe a four-panel funny comic?”
Dew: “That sounds pretty good.”
Simon B.: “I’ll get writing on it right away! You rest those arms and try not to over-exert yourself next time!”
*Looks at everyone*
Simon B.: “Hey, sorry folks. Looks like we’re gonna be just a little bit delayed this week, but don’t worry. Things will be back to ship shape soon. Come back again soon for the REAL new update!”
*begins to walk away and then stops*
Simon B.: “Wait… “Soring” isn’t a word…”